John V. Martin

How To…

Fooled ya once…..A Re-election Strategy.

Let’s say you’re not qualified to run for president. How do you get around that?

Well first, you change your name. Then you have all of your background records sealed. Next you just lie to everybody to get their votes. See, it’s easy…especially if the left stream media promotes you and works with you to help keep the details of your background secret,

Now here’s the tricky part….

How do you get re-elected after every body finds out you’re an incompetent fraud and don’t know what you are doing?

That’s easy, too… Use a different alias, wear a mask, and lower your voice this time so nobody will know who you are. Then the left stream media will dub you as the magic mystery candidate and you can win by running against your own disastrous record…. as an independent,

What happens when you get re-elected and things get even worst, you ask?

That’s even easier….Just blame it all on the previous president, silly.

Hint folks… If you wish to save what’s left of our country….Next time…Don’t vote for the guy with the low voice, wearing a mask, and calling himself Barry.

Unconfirmed Report….

New Game Plan for DNC … Hey it worked for Obama!

Taking a play right out of Obama’s playbook, the democrats are planning to hire Obama’s lawyers and have the congressional record from 2006-2010 sealed. “Health care? What health care? Tax and Spend, bribes, rampant corruption and lies? High unemployment? Bankrupting The United States? We weren’t even there!!! Check Fact Check!!! Ask, MSNBC, CNN. ABC and CBS!!! You people have been brain washed by FOX! . We fought the republican right wing extremists at every turn to cut spending and tried to stop them from taking over everything in sight.. Now it’s time to put us in power for a change so we can get it all fixed for ya. It‘s just going to cost a few trillion more bucks. “

On a similar note…They are also planning on spending another two trillion for The Obama Presidential Library. The new library will be built two thousand feet underground and sealed with 56 billion metric tons of reinforced concrete. This is being done to protect the presidential papers from the ravaging effects of sunlight and the scrutiny of future federal prosecutors. Don’t worry folks, the environment impact studies have all come back negative.

America Strike Back.

WhenAmericans pray and start rolling up their sleeves…TYRANNY \IS DOOMED!!!

There was a time when crushing tanks freely smashed their way across Europe. It was a time when hellish bombs rained down upon London. A time when millions of Chinese were being slaughtered in the streets of their own cities. It was a time when Americans were beginning to worry. But it was all far away and couldn’t happen here, some thought. Then the tyranny launched it’s sneak attack on Hawaii. That’s was the time when the fear finally struck Americans’ souls. Enslavement was rapidly approaching and hope was dimming as the tyranny progressed with one victory after another on it’s path to our homes. Our country and freedom were in extreme immediate danger.

In the darkest hour America prayed. We didn’t counter with our enemies favorite tool, the sneak attack. Instead, we made a loud and clear announcement, in a broad day light raid lead by Jimmy Doolittle. “We’re coming for you evil creatures and you’ll be seeing a lot of this! “

No, Jimmy’s raid didn’t win the war that day, but it was the first step to our victory over tyranny. Our prayers were answered and Americans started rolling up their sleeves.

Today that announcement was delivered Scott Brown. “We’re coming for you and you will be seeing a lot more of this,”

Today we should all go to church and thank our creator who has given us our freedom and has always looked after our country. It’s time again to start rolling up our sleeves.

THANKS BE TO GOD!

Mystery Solved!!!

The Mystery that surrounded the disappearance of the millions of shovel ready green jobs created by the 800 Billion Dollars stimulus has finally been solved.

Several months ago skeptics questioned whether or not the jobs ever existed. However, a senior government official immediately stated , “They were there, we saw em… millions of shovel ready green jobs. Then suddenly” Poof!“ they were all gone. Now we’re not sure if they were just misplaced or stolen.

The answer has finally been found hidden in a secret government report. Government investigators have been secretly tracking the world wide disappearance of shovels, machetes, rakes, lawn mowers, bird duty mirror and solar panel wiping clothes , wind mill blade adjustment wrenches and other green job tools and equipment.

At first they attributed the mysterious disappearance of many of these items to global warming. But after a week long series of interviews with Global Warming Al,, that avenue had to be discarded, when Al finally told them, “Hey Guys, I was just kidding about all that global warming stuff, all right! Can‘t you take a joke? “ The interview, however, wasn’t a total loss. Al was able to talk the investigators into hiring his global warming scientists for a few hundred billion bucks to study the relationship between UFO sightings and the disappearance of the jobs and implements. The investment paid off. Within two months the scientists produced 30 years of data that proves conclusively that space aliens have stolen the high paying shovel ready green jobs and implements. Yes, folks, the science is there and uncontestable! MYSTERY SOLVED!!!!

The good news is….After studying the report, congress has come up with a solution to resolve the problem. BS210..The Awarding of U.S. Citizenship to Space Aliens Act. Once passed and signed into law, the government can finally and proudly announce…The Job Stimulus worked!!!….Over 3,000,000 American Citizens now have high paying shovel ready Green Jobs!

. Let’s do it again!!!!

Climate Gate

Is it a crime to attempt to rob people, or is it only a crime if you succeed?

If the attempt isn’t a crime, why do we put people in jail for attempted armed robbery and burglary? If it is a crime, why aren’t we putting The Climate Gate perpetrators in jail? Well, no harm was done, you say? Tax payer money wasn’t squandered trying to fix a problem they created with lies, that they knew really didn’t exist? Are people without health care insurance not dying in the streets that the stolen tax money could have saved? Are people not losing theirs jobs and livelihoods as a result of the Cap and Trade threat that resulted from their lies? No harm done you say? Harm or no harm…the simple fact is… When people are caught trying to commit a crime, punishment aside, we put they are put them in jail to prevent them from succeeding the next time.

When money is involved, it’s not a hoax..IT IS FRAUD!!! We already know who all of the actors and coconspirators are. Now it’s time to make arrests, hold trials and start putting them in jail where they belong. It isn’t politics, it’s justice.